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Me: mom im gonna start watching friends
Mom: oooh i know who everyone ends up with
Me on the inside: if you fcking tell me anything i will rip off your head and beat it with a shovel
Me on the outside: haha ok just dont tell me anything

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Me: mom im gonna start watching friends Mom: oooh i know who

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Me: mom im gonna start watching friends Mom: oooh i know who

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nicole🌹*

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