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I know I'm not the only one who feels and believes that the lighting in your own home is the most flattering.
When I go outside, I often think :
"F-ck. Outside. They are going to see my face in natural lighting. F-ck me sideways.
Let's meet in the damn shadows so I don't look like a living human an-s."
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I know I'm not the only one who feels and believes that the

2 faves · May 15, 2014 10:03am

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