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Fred:WELCOME BACK.

Fred:I've got some good news and some bad news.

Fred:You know your fish. I was cleaning his bowl...

Fred:And I accidentaly chopped him up in the blender.

Jack:What's the good news?

Fred:It tasted delicous.
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Fred:WELCOME BACK. Fred:I've got some good news and some

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