When I'm single:
- phone: *no new messages*
- boys: ew, are you serious?
- me: uh.
- phone: *no new messages*
When I'm in a relationship:
- phone: *ding* *ding* *5 new messages* *ding*
- boys: oulala
- me: sorry boyss
- phone: *ding* *ding* *ding*
When I'm single again:
- phone: *no new messages*
- boys: what's wrong with her...
- me: butbutbut
- phone: *no new messages*
Me: oh, okay.
