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on the bright side im not addicted to cocaine
so thats good

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on the bright side im not addicted to cocaine so thats good

6 faves · 1 comments · Dec 19, 2013 7:09pm

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helloitslexi · 1 decade ago
Lololol I laughed a little more than I should've.
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