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Husband and wife talking at the night of their marriage

Man: finally my dream will come true

Woman: do you want me to get away from you?

Man: No, don’t say that

Woman do you love love me?  

Man: of course

Woman: Ok, could you think to get away from me?

Man: of course not

Woman: kiss me

Man: sure, and on your cheek  

Woman: ok. Could you think one day you hit me?

Man: of course not… I’m not that kind of man

Woman: ok can I trust you?

Man: yes

Women: oh my drear

If you wanna know what happened in 1 year of their marriage read the same thing but from down 

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4 faves · 8 comments · Oct 27, 2013 8:05am

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OfficialWittyUnicorn · 1 decade ago
NO NO NO CHANGE IT BACK JUST READ IT FROM THE TOP D: Thanks for crushing my dreams of a wedding :P <3333
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noortycool999 · 1 decade ago
Oh come on it's just a joke it's not real xD
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OfficialWittyUnicorn · 1 decade ago
I know but you still crushed my dreams XD
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noortycool999 · 1 decade ago
OMG, i'm so so sorry :"(
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ellie 🌸* · 1 decade ago
I've seen this like 100000 times but still it's funny
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noortycool999 · 1 decade ago
D:
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ellie 🌸* · 1 decade ago
Hey I didn't mean to be rude I love it :c
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noortycool999 · 1 decade ago
No, i didn't take it that way :)
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