They ask a Philosopher how do chose your wife??

He said:

I don’t want too pretty so everyone will want her and

I don’t want her too ugly so I feel bad and

I don’t want her too tall so I pull myself up to her and  

I don’t want her too short so I lay down to her and

I don’t want her to be too fat so I can’t be comfortable and

I don’t want her to be too skinny that I can barely notes her and

I don’t want her to be whit like a candle and

I don’t want her to be black like a ghost and

I don’t want her to be so stupid or so smart so we have a fight and

I don’t want her to be so rich and say: that’s my money and

I don’t want her to be so poor and my kids starve.

PS: they say that the man is dead ALONE