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Me: Okay, so today I'm going to spend 2 hours on the treadmill, 1 hour on the elliptical, and then another 3 hours riding my bike.

Me: *Spends the whole day watching tv, playing Plants VS Zombies, and eating Nutella and chips*
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Me: Okay, so today I'm going to spend 2 hours on the treadmill,

8 faves · Aug 24, 2013 3:33pm

*DanceTillTheWorldEnds**

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