Spongebob's
jokes;;
Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter
the custemer.
*man opends door* Patrick: i love you. <3
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spongebob: Claustra phobic means your afraid of santa clause
Squidward: no it doesnt Patrick: HOHOHO
Spongebob:stop it patrick your scaring him!!
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Spongbob: *burps* meowwww!
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spongebob: Patrick guess what!
partick: what?
spongebob:24!
patrick: ya know whats funnier then 24?...twentayy fivee
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spongebob: lets open a jar!
patrick: okayy!!
*few seconds later*
spongebob: patrick thats a pickle.
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sorry i know alot of these are on here
alreadyy.
no_way · 1 decade ago
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here is another one: Psst, squidward, i'm working in the kitchen... at night! hey squidward, guess what? i'[m chopping lettuce... at night. OW!!! i burned my hand... at night!