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Have you ever noticed when you lose weight 
that all of your friends call you fat after you lost it all? Like they'll be saying, "Oh hey, you lost weight! You were fat." That's like saying, "Oh hey! You got married! You were a wh0re. Oh, this must be your husband. You must be good because she sampled the whole neighborhood.""
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Have you ever noticed when you lose weight that all of your

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