For all of you who like cats me and my brother made up this weird
story because were just weird and have nothing to do so one day
my brother just walks into school wearing a cat suit he's not a
cat but it's him in a cat suit and everyone thinks he's a cat so
our assistant principal and guidance consular try to catch him in
a net but he jumps up in the air yells "meow" and then jumps into
the venting system and crawls through the school and the
assistant principal and our guidance consular try to get him out
with a can.of tuna so then he hisses at them and contuines to
creak through the venting system then he falls.out while.I'm in
English class and my teacher pats him and he starts to walk along
the desks and purr then.he gets stuck on my desk and jumps.on my
head a 190 5'5 boy in a cat suit and he gets stuck in.net hair
and I tell St him and everyone thinks I'm mean for yelling at a
cat so as were walking out of school the assistant principal and
our guidance consular catch.him in a net and put.him in a cage
and we keep him as the school pet and everyone pats his ears and
he purrs but if people he doesn't like try to pat him he hisses
and swats at them so on our way home when we walk he hops along
the fences teasing the dogs and when I try to head him he hisses
at me and just prances his way home lol
It's a messed up story but were just weird