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I would be a reasonably good girlfriend.
But really.
You want to go out with the guys?
That's cool I'll watch Mean Girls.
You want food?
I got you, I think I have some snacks in my bag. Oh look an entire cheese its box.
You wanna just chill around the house?
Sweet I'll make popcorn. Netflix is already up.
You're bored?
Hit me up, I'm probobly at the bookstore.
You killed somebody?
I know how to hide a body.

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I would be a reasonably good girlfriend. But really. You want

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Sandie · 1 decade ago
the last one o.o
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* · 1 decade ago
Some of the tags omg :)
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