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Me: Oh my god. My period is late. 
Me: AM I PREGNANT? 
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: 
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus. 
Me: Seems legit.
 
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Me: Oh my god. My period is late. Me: AM I PREGNANT? Me: Wait...

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