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Funny Story..
So, when me and my ex first started going out,
he came over and I invited him to come on our boat with us.
Neither of us had seen each other in swimsuits before.
Well, when I went to push the boat out,
I took off my shirt so it would't get wet.
I had already took off my shorts when I was helping my little brothers in.
Well, I took off my shirt and got ready to push.
After I pushed it,
I jumped in.
My cousin Madison grabbed me aside and was like,
"When you took your shirt off, his jaw dropped. I had to close it."
I couldn't stop laughing, because my whole family noticed.

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