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Friend : "Hey can I borrow that five dollar bill?"
Me : "No."
Friend : "why not?"
Me : "Im saving it for a rainy day."
Friend : "Were you planning on paying mother nature to make it sunny?"
Me : "No, I was going to buy myself an umbrella b/otch."
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Friend : "Hey can I borrow that five dollar bill?"

1 faves · Apr 27, 2013 1:41am

*Yours Truly*

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*Yours Truly*


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sarcasm · rainy · funny

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