*at home* *waiting for crappy judgmental visitors that my mother and I HATE*

Me: *notices juice bottles and bags of chips, as well as candy bars and chocolate filled biscuits* woah....hey mom-
Mom: sorry sweetie, those are for the *shudders* guests...
Me: *glances at clock* I don't think they're coming...
Mom: why do you say that?
Me: cause it's already 10:30 P.M....too late for visiting...
Mom: 
Me:
Mom: if they don't show up in 10 minutes, you get to eat the stuff I bought for them to enjoy...
Me: kay

*10 mins later*
Me & Mom: *eating the snacks while jamming out to Champagne Showers by LMFAO*

true story