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Today, I was in line at the counter

in a fast food restaurant
and some guy was leaving. The door said "pull" and he pushed it. When he realized that it said "pull" he screamed (at the top of his voice with about 20 other people there) "Oh my God! I'm such a potato!" and then left without looking back at everyone staring at him...

o.O
nmf

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