*On cleverbot*
Me: Do you like One Direction?
Cleverbot:Yes I love One Direction.
Me: Who's your favorite?
Cleverbot: All of them. And you?
Me: Nialler.
Cleverbot:You know you are a bot.
Me: Huh?
Cleverbot: Are you a guy?
Me: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
Me: Um a female.. what else would I be if I'm not a dude.
Cleverbot: Are you New Zeland?
Me: Whatever. Do you ship Haylor?
Cleverbot: Ship what?
Me: HAYLOR. Taylor Swift and Harry Styles dating.
Cleverbot:Haha! Are you Caroline Flack then?
Me: Hahahaha nooo.