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Me: *making toast*
Toast: *pops out of toaster*
Me: *scowls in dissapointment.
Me: MOTHER. YOUR TOASTER BURNT MY TOAST.
Mom: Im sorry dear, i think i bumped it earlier.
Me: THAT IS NO EXCUSE.

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Me: making toast Toast: pops out of toaster Me: *scowls in

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Me: *making toast* Toast: *pops out of toaster* Me: *scowls in

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Morgan98

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Me: making toast Toast: pops out of toaster Me: *scowls in