Found this in the newspaper recently.


        " Same s-x marriage will obviously lead to
         people marrying animals.

         It will also lead to group marriages where
         three or more individuals will want to marry
         each other.

         Some people will demand to marry THINGS
         such as rocks or trees or caves.

         Then people will fall in love with mountains,
         forests and rivers, and  want to marry them.


         This will lead to people wanting to marry
         landscapes and entire ecosystems including
         vast herds of buffalo or wildebeest... 

         ... which will lead to the ultimate disaster:
 
         

         humans falling in love with the Earth and
         wanting to live in peace with it 'til death they do part ♥ " 

            *if you guys didnt get it, the author is being sarcastic
            please dont hate. i thought it was really clever.