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im so bored right now. can anyone just post random comments? ill reply if i can find words to reply with.
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im so bored right now. can anyone just post random comments?

0 faves · 23 comments · Jan 12, 2013 5:17pm

squirrel690

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ducksandchickens3316 · 1 decade ago
Hey :) i love wittu :)
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago
OH U DONT LUV ME?!?!
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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* · 1 decade ago
Sometimes I think I should do crystal meth... But then I think ehhhh better not..
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago
You guys are going to get pitch slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.
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ElleRain10 · 1 decade ago
Stop trying to make fetch happen, it won't happen!
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago
hipsta, PLEASE
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thatgirl6219 · 1 decade ago
omlette, stop losing things in your shirt!
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago
eh, i would be as normal as a regular egg then...meh
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Aidan · 1 decade ago
Once upon a time, there were a king and a queen living in a beautiful castle, they had a beautiful daughter named Ciderella. Unfortunately, Cinderella's mom died, and her father felt lonely, so he married a beautiful but evil queen who didn't treat Cinderella very well. Cinderella got mad and killed her. The end.
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago
my friend's name was Cinderella. she got hit up by this totally hot guy, but his parents named him terribly. his name was charming, but he looked more like an edward. i think he was a total creep, cuz he tried to find my friend after this totally rad party they went to. eventually he found her, but that was after her stepmom locked her in as a servant.
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JustNodandSmile · 1 decade ago
One upon a time there was the end who just wanted me for my lumps. Then there was a monkey and dora, and he stabbed her with stileto boots. Merry Halloween!!! Bleh...
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago
my brother found that dora and i had a thing, and so he and boots partnered up and used my lumps to bounce my pet monkey to the moon and back. Merry Easter!!!! nerp.
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago
Hey purple hippos invaded my house today and I stayed up all night feeding them my platypus' apple snacks...help!
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago
once, my pet llama found my pet monkey and they had an epic battle between who could father my children.
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago
Which one won? Personally i wouldn't have made them battle, I would've chosen the monkey cuz I don't want a llama spitting on me in bed.
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago
none. i chose my pet tarantula because they were both too distracted to father my children.
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago
Haha. I'm terrified of tarantulas, if they were that busy I would've chosen my space giraffe.
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago
OMIGOD WHATS UR SPACE GIRAFFE'S NAME?!?! my spce giraffe's name is bob, i think they should hang out together...
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago
Oh my god! Mines name is Steve-Matthews! They should totally hang out. They might even become best space giraffe friends! :D
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago
they totally should! do u by any chance have a pet moon turtle?? if u do, OMIGOD THEY SHOULD HOOK UP TOGETHER
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago
Wow. I have a moon turtle! Her name is marie. She special tough, she can speak oolong. It's pretty cool :)
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squirrel690 · 1 decade ago
oh. my. god. really?! they should really hook up like seriously. mine is named edward xD too bad though, edward speaks poolong, not oolong :(
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doublesidedice · 1 decade ago
Oh. Well maybe we could be their translators and teach them the others language. Then they could seriously hang out and become good friends!
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