to do list
. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
.Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
.Wear shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons at street corner. Tell them to make lemonade.
.Get into a crowded elevator and say 'I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today.'
.Major in philosophy.Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
.Run into a store, ask what year it is and yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
.Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
.Change name to Simon and speak third person.
.Buy a parrot. Teach it to say "Help! I'va been turned into a parrot!"
.Follow joggers around in you car blasting 'Eye of the Tiger' for encouragement.