10 REASONS TO DATE A FOOTBALL PLAYA:

10-They can handle round objects very well
9-They aren't afraid to get down and dirrty
8-They love to play it roungh if the have to
7-They can switch positions easily
6-They love to score over and over and over...
5-They have a great drive to score
4-They have a high endurance level
3-They to play with strict rules
2-They can break the rules if they have to
1-Thhey look so hot when they got hot and sweaty