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When I see him,

My head: Now's your chance Brooke go get him.
My head: You're so close.
Me: Hi
Him: Stands there for 3 seconds, Hi.
My head: HE HESITATED, ABORT MISSION, ABORT.
Friend: How did it go?
Me: AMAZING. He said we we're getting married.
My head: There's always tomorrrow.

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