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i want a boyfriend that will
- hold my purse when i try on clothes, not caring what people think.
- color with me like little kids.
- tell me i'm beautiful while wearing sweats.
- hang out with me with his friends.
- tell me he needs to get 'guy time.'
- take me on romantic dates.
- take me to a scary movie and let me hold his hand the whole time.
- watch chick flicks with me, and when i cried, he'd wipe away my tears.
- stay on the phone, even if i wasn't saying anything.
- know in a millasecond that i wasn't okay.
- come visit me, bring me chicken soup, and cuddle up watching daytime tv when i was sick.
- defend me to any a**hole or b**ch.
- just hold me.
-give me hugs that make me weak in my knees.
- be able to give me butterflies with just a smile.
- could make me smile with just one kiss.
- kiss me in the rain.
- dance with me, in the rain or shine.
- sing with me obnoxiously.
-push me on the swings and catch me at the end of the slide.
-call me baby.
- say i love you and mean it with all of his heart.
-just be my best friend...forever.
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i want a boyfriend that will - hold my purse when i try on clothes,

20 faves · 9 comments · Dec 17, 2012 7:22pm

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smexy911 · 1 decade ago
Hey guys im wicked sorry im just an idiot and should stay out of things.I just thought weathermanmay13 was giving my girl cookiemonstermay13 a hard time but I miss understood.Sorry again and Merry Christmas! :)
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weathermanmay13 · 1 decade ago
to make a long story short. it was miscommunication, on smexy911's part
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mjfanlol123 · 1 decade ago
what is ur guys prob???
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weathermanmay13 · 1 decade ago
u kno what suk a . she wanted me to get one in the first place otherwise i woodn't of made a stupid thing... for ur information thanks for bringing it to my attention that she can't vent to me. maybe u can jus everything up for the both of us....

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weathermanmay13 · 1 decade ago
shut the hell up
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smexy911 · 1 decade ago
Collin why are you on here this is Emilys happy place to get away from everybody she knows so she can vent not for you to see.... Sorry if i sound rude but its true.
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HeidioPHD · 1 decade ago
I want a boyfriend/girlfriend that will just hang out with me, not be an obsessive b/tch
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cookiemonstermay13 · 1 decade ago
this is witty why would you post if you going to be a b/tch
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HeidioPHD · 1 decade ago
hey, i didn't mean it to be a b/tchy tone. it was supposed to go with how they both have to do with what i want in a boyfriend
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