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Me (on the phone with my best friend): Hey
Her: Hi
Me: What's up?
Her: *Talks to sister*
Me: *Watches movie*
Me: *Does homework*
Me: *Runs a marathon*
Me: *Eats a cake*
Me: *relaizes I'm forever alone"
Me: *goes through family photos*
Me: *Thinks about the world and how it works*
Her: So, what did you say?
Me: -_-

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