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Friends  Are the Ones... 

who are overly obsessed with that bulimic boy
And spy on him at lunch
Just to watch him eat

The ones who make their weird teacher spaz out
By asking 
"Why do you have a cheese grater on your desk?"

The ones who walk by bulimic boy with a bag of chips yelling
"Are you eyeing my chips boy?! Are you EYEING by chips"
*Bulimic boy looks away in shame

The ones who's lockers are right next to each other
and make a locker club
With everyone around
Annoying all the guys by coming up with new names everday
Like the kevinator and BOB-akazam

But most of all friends are the people
Who prank call their twin brother saying
"You're so sexy when you're alseep"

Thus the reason Thomas now locks his door while he's asleep

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Friends Are the Ones... who are overly obsessed with that bulimic

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