My conversation with a friend
last night:
Me: Ehhhhh!!
Her: ?
Me: HELLO THERE HUMSN
OF THIS EARTH
Her: You okay?
Me: THAT IS A GOOD
QUESTION HUMANOIDE! NOW, TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER. I NEED TO TALK TO
THE ABOUT YOUR GRADES IN FIRST QUARTER!
Her: Oh? Kas.... What's going on??
Me: IF YOU HAVENT
FIGURED OUT ALREADY, I AM A...... BEEP BEEP BOOOOOOOPPPPPP......
*SYSTEM SHUTTING DOWN* AW CRAP *SYSTEM CRASHING* GOD DARRRRRRR....
*WOSHHHHHH ALL SYSTEMS DISABLED*
Her:
Me: BEDEDEDEDOO
SYSTEMS REBOOTING
Her: Oh god
Me:HAHAHA!! YOU,
HUMAN DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE GOTTON INTO BY TYPING '?'
TO THIS SYSTEM. TO GIVE YOU A HINT I AM NOT OF THIS EARTH...IF YOU
ARE SMART ENOUGH TO GUESS, YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT I AM..
Her:
Me: AND Y THE WAY I
AM TELEPATHETICALY TALKING TO YOU, SO DONT TRY TO TALK BACK TO ME,
OR YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON AND SOON END UP IN AN
ASYLUM....JUST SAYING.
Her: Kasey???
Me: AND YES, I AM
ASHAMED TO SAY, IN AN ASYLUM
MYSELF.....DONT JUDGE, YOU WILL BE HERE SOON, AND MY NAME IS NOT,
INFACT, KASEY, IT IS MR.ROBOTO......BUT THE TWIST!!!!!!! I AM NOT A
ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!! *SCREAMS OF HORROR IN DISTANCE!*
Her: Mr. Robotos name is Kilroy
Me: WOW KILL JOY, BUT
HERE ON PLANET NEPTUNE, WE DONT HAVE TWO NAMES SO I DONT KNOW WHAT
THE NAME KILROY IS
Her: This is going to your mother about how crazy you are :p
Me: NO MANIQUINE, I
WILL BE TYPING THIS CONVERSATION ONTO THE WEBTICAL SITE CALLED,
WHAT I BELIEVE TO BE, WITTYPROFILES, TOMORROW MORNING.....DO NOT
WORRY HUMAN...CALLED???? WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS?
Her: Da Heck?
Her: *facepalm*
Me: WHAT DO YOU CALL
YOURSELF? THE QUESTION IS NOT THAT HARD TO ANSWER!!! YOU ARE MAKING
ME VERYYY ANNOYED AS OF NOW!
Her: Kasey i love ya!
Me: IS THAT YOUR
NAME? IF IT IS I WILL CONTINUE TO CALL YOU 'KASEY' FOR THE
REST OF THE NIGHT, WHICH WILL NOT BE LONG BECAUSE THE MASTER IS
COMING HOME SOON...
Her: KASEY WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?
Me: WHICH IS A LIE
BECAUSE I KILLED MASTER A LONG TIME AGO, AND TOOK HIS CROWN, SO SO
SO THAT MEANS I AM IAM MY OWN MASTER!!!!!!!!!
Her: Oh?
Me: THE CROWN IS MY
PRESIOUS!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER LET IT GO, IT IS MINE FOREVER!!!!!!
DONT TOUCH IT!! DONT YOU DARE!!!
Her: i stole it from you
Me: *ATTACKTS STEALER
WITH SWORDS, ARMOR(EQUIPTED), ALL RINGS OF MIDDLE EARTH, TEETH,
FANGS, DOGS, WIZARDS, HORSES, DRAGONS, TROLLS, AND THE ENTS!!*
Her: ?
Me: *ITS A LORD
OF THE RINGS REFERENCE, YOU NEED TO HAVE WATCHED THE MOVIES TO
NDERSTAND*
Her: Oh
Me: ok my brain is
going to explode, im done
Her: You okay?
Me: yea just having a
little fun
Her: oh my god, I love you!
Me: Love you too
HUMAN!! oh god sorry, spasim, i think i was being POSSESED!!! ah
god really??? Again??
Her: haha
Me: sorry i think me
PRESIOUS, is doing this to me
Her: Oh???
My conversation with a friend last night: Me: Ehhhhh!! Her: ?
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onlyboyonthissite · 1 decade ago
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that sounds like mikayla