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If I ever met one direction in person, I would handcuff myself to their beltloop so the only way they could get rid of me is by taking off their pants.

















 
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If I ever met one direction in person, I would handcuff myself

591 faves · 22 comments · Nov 20, 2012 5:13pm

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rawrrrrx3 · 1 decade ago
or they could just cut the belt loop off
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asiancutie11 · 1 decade ago
i love you for this
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sammy* · 1 decade ago
haha thank youu(;
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CaitlinAtTheDisco* · 1 decade ago
or they can cut the top of the belt loop.


Lol...they probably not that smart, though.


and they're teenage boys so they must like it.
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lovelife17 · 1 decade ago
I like your ideas
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sammy* · 1 decade ago
thank you(;
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colorfuldarkness · 1 decade ago
lolol ,
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mrslillyhoran · 1 decade ago
THIS IS FANTASTIC
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AerilynLilyoh · 1 decade ago
I wish I would've thought of this when I met them...
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NYX95 · 1 decade ago
Love the plan!!! AlI need is a handcuff and a chance to meet Niall!
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Fall4you · 1 decade ago
one handcuff is for his hand and his belt. the other handcuff is for your hand.
if he wants to be able to move his hand at all, he has to take his belt off... but he's still cuffed to you.
you're welcome.
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Aidan · 1 decade ago
You guys all have such dirty minds! xD
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NYX95 · 1 decade ago
Nice!!
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randi* · 1 decade ago
~faves 510984750189761320895171857417908317591805189 times~
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sammy* · 1 decade ago
hahahaha :D
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vivre merveilleusement* · 1 decade ago
I told this to my sister, and she had the same reaction as WarpedNTwisted, and killed my joy, haha.
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bunnylover43 · 1 decade ago
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Aidan · 1 decade ago
Please, define 'forced'?
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thatgirlnobodysees · 1 decade ago
This is a mastermind plan!
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NoOneIsPerfect · 1 decade ago
Love the plan. WE shall do it....together. lol
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dreamtobeyoungforever · 1 decade ago
this is the smartest thing i have ever heard.

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mariahelisabethann · 1 decade ago
This plan is absolutely flawless.
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