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Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my Parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbors house.

Police: Where is your neighbors house?

Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.
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Police: Where do you live? Me: With my Parents. Police: Where

877 faves · 6 comments · Oct 30, 2012 4:31pm

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jaimie132 · 1 decade ago
Thats really funny lol
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smoothmoves287 · 1 decade ago
this is my sisters quote. she told it to me before she put it on witty so stop copying people
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OceanWide · 1 decade ago
love ittt!!

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InOneMoment · 1 decade ago
amazing lol
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soccerninja101 · 1 decade ago
lol u shoulda said Narnia...
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ThatsSoMeee · 1 decade ago
haha
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