TO MAINTAIN A HEATHY LEVEL OF
INSANITY
1. Order a diet water every time you
go out.
2. Five days in
advance, tell your friend you cant attend their
party because you have headache.
3. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
4. Specify that your drive-through order is
'To-Go'
5. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
screaming "Run for your
lives! They're loose!"
6. Sing along at the opera
TO MAINTAIN A HEATHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. Order a diet water
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