**In Orchetsra
Class**
Teacher: Okay we are going to
turn on our good friend-
Me: Mr. Metranome!
Teacher: *laughing* yes mr. metranome
Lauren: Does he have a wife?
Teacher: Did you just ask if he had a wife?
Lauren: *nods*
Nandita: Mrs. Tuner
Teacher: I like that, his wife is Mrs. Tuner
Lauren: Then did she keep her maiden name?
Me: Yes
Laurent: Or maybe Mr. Metranome is dating Mrs.
Tuner while he is married to Mr. Metranome!
Teacher: Laurent, that's scandalous. I'm
not sure I like it.
Everyone was dieing of laughter
