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 Impossibilities of the world:
1.You can't count your hair.
2.You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can't breath with your tongue out.......
You just tried it.
10 things I know about you:
1. You are reading this
2. You are a human
3. You can't say the letter "p" without seperating you lips.
4. You just attemped it
6. You are laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on yourself and you skipped N#5
8.You just checked to see if there is a N#5
9. You laugh at this because you are an idiot and everyone does it too.
10.  You are happy

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Impossibilities of the world: 1.You can't count your hair.

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