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Me: *chatting with crush on Facebook*
Mom: Heidi, go take a shower.  Don't wait for tomorrow morning.
Me: But I-
Mom: TAKE A SHOWER
Me: You don't believe in romance, do you?

 
 
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Me: *chatting with crush on Facebook* Mom: Heidi, go take a shower.

9 faves · Oct 9, 2012 9:11pm

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