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Me: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: I don't know, can you?

Me: You see, when I said "can", I was using is secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought that since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad, MAY I use the bathroom?

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Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can

105 faves · 4 comments · Oct 8, 2012 6:40pm

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peachyrays · 1 decade ago
I just say, "I can." and leave like a boss.
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alanamariekreps · 1 decade ago
nice xD <3
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lilluvsrocks · 1 decade ago
i love this
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lolomg53 · 1 decade ago
best thing ever

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