Me: *Forgets to lock door and shut off the porch light after getting home from homecoming*
Mom: *Locks door and shuts off light*
Me: *Comes up for water around 1 in the morning*
Mom: Oh..you are home..I thought you snuck out with your boyfriend so I locked the door and turned on my phone because I thought you snuck out..
Me: Then why the hell would you lock the door..
Mom: Because if you did sneak out you'd be screwed and have to call me to let you go back in and I'd know you were gone..
Me: .... Glad you trust me... ._. Mother..where would I go.. we live in the middle of nowhere..
Mom: ....