Kelloggs is so messed up.
In one commercial the kids are unfair to the bunny, and never let
him have any cereal or yogurt. Like, WHAT THE HECK? You obviously
have plenty of both so stop beign so dang selfish! I mean lord,
he was a kid once too, so what if he's probably a little over
age, but didn't your parents ever teach you about
sharing?
AND THE LEPRACAN. Don't even get me started on him. We've
all seen his volt with all the charms, and if he wants more, he
can say some spell to make more appear. But the kids are so
obnoxious. Like, if he says no, no means no. Don't chase him
over 201523889642682553684669267626 rainbows and forests, eat
half of his cereal. Like, no. Go to the freakin store and buy
your own. Not that complicated.
Parrots. Those little blue birds always steal other peoples Froot
Loops. If they can find the cereal, so can you. Don't go
around stirring up ancient mummies, pervoking an octupous, and an
abominal snowman. Instead, try doing what you did 5 years ago
riding around in your little ship hunting treasure, but the
treasure was the cereal. That was the way to live.
Buzz, you think you're all high and mighty don't you?
Going around 'Savin the Honey' all day
gettin chicks, and medals from the
mayor huh? Well, I hope that woman puts you on her wall of
insects.
And that bird. Oh that bird. He just needs to go to a mental
hospital. Oh wait, he'll turn that chocatley too. Why
can't he come and turn my house choclatey while I'm on my
period? No, instead he goes on vacation where he turns the
volcanos and statues choclatey. What good did that ever do
anybody?
Kelloggs just needs to get it straight, and get the commercials
right.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
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Abby70141 · 1 decade ago
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omg hilarious!!! and true!!