friend 1: IM NOT POPULAR! I ONLY HAVE LIKE 15,000 FRIENDS!
friend 2: IM SO UGLY! I ONLY BEEN ASKED OUT 73 TIMES TODAY!
URGGHHH!
friend 3: IM SO WEIRD! I ONLY GOT AN 101 ON MY FINAL EXAM FOR
MATH!
friend 4: IM SO LAZY! I ONLY PLAYED 5 GAMES AND GOT ASKED TO PLAY
FOR 7 TEAMS TODAY! I SUCK!
friend 5: IM SO POOR! I JUST GOT AN IPHONE 5 AND BROKE IT ALREADY
BUT I GOT IT REPAIRED!
me: I CAN'T BREATHE.....
