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This boys dad calls emergency;

Dad: Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom!
Five minutes later he calls back;
Dad: It's OK, I found another one.

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This boys dad calls emergency; Dad: Come immediately, my little

59 faves · Sep 10, 2012 1:47pm

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