Things I do on my period:

Swear about everything in my head
Swear about everything aloud
Hate my life
Hate the world
Wish I had ice-cream
Heat up hot-water-bottles
Curse all men
Want to kill all men
Go on Witty
Sleep
Get angry
Want to kill anything
Cry
Wonder why I am crying
Reason to myself that I'm hormonal
Cry about being hormonal
Laugh at the fact I am crying about being hormonal
Remember the pain and continue crying.

Man, I do enjoy that week.

Every month.

Yay.