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How I cross a street:
I don’t look both ways, I just walk.
When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
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How I cross a street: I don’t look both ways, I just walk.

16 faves · 2 comments · Sep 6, 2012 11:59am

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grownsimba · 1 decade ago
no, that's not how it works.
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lillan122 · 1 decade ago
btch!

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