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C a n  w e  c u d d l e ?

In just our underwear, so our skin can touch. 
Can you hold me while I wrap myself around you?
You' ll play with my hair and drag your fingertips across my skin.
I' ll peck at your neck while you laugh and tell me to stop.
We could whisper cute things to each other over pillows that no one else could hear.



Then I'd pull out my hunting knife and sacrifice you to the mighty dark lord Satan, while chanting sacrificial hymns.

W e l l    t  h a t   e s c a l a t e d   q u i c k l  y.  .  .

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