Me: I think my blister is infected!
Dad: Then cut off your foot.
Me: Okay! I hope it grows back in about two years.
Dad: ???
Me: Okay ten years!
Lauren: It can grow back if you're an octopus.
Dad: Ya! Tell me when you're an octopus. So... what do you want
on your-
Me: Um... I think I just turned into an octopus?!
TRUE STORY
BiteMyLip · 1 decade ago
hey, it wouldnt let me comment on your page.... you commented on this quote (http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6226484) and thank you so much, i'll make sure he knows, his name is Jacob, and her name is Caitlyn, thanks again <3 :)
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