Me buying shoes:
Me:*Inspecting pair of white converse sneakers.* *Stomach cramps badly.*
Guy Employee:"How are you doing today?"
Me: *Scrunched up facial expression* "Cramps."
Guy: *awkward laugh* "Okay, anything I can help you with?"
Me:"My cramps."
Guy:
Me:
Guy:
Me:"Some chocolate would be nice."
Guy:*points to shoe in my hand* "I meant with the shoes."
Me:"Oh, I knew that. These shoes in a size nine, please."
*Guy leaves, I wait a while*
Guy:"We only have a size eight." *Hands me the box.*
Me:"Thats alright, I'll cram my feet into the shoes, at least my stomach won't be cramping by itself then."
Guy:*Walks off mumbling something about chocolate.*
Hey, at least I got some new shoes...