Me: People these days..
Friend: I know. So hard to find good
friends.
Me: Yeah, sometimes I wish I had a
friend like Joey who will always go out of his way to make me
happy and I can always go to for a good laugh.
Friend: Joey..?
Me: Or a friend like Phoebe who will always
tell the truth and be there with her slight stupidity and
sarcasm. Her sarcasm is the best.
Friend: ....
Me: And of course Monica. She could keep me in
order and always would have good food for me to eat. I'd
never go hungry.
Me: And Chandler. He is so dependable. You
need that rock for a friend.
Me: And of course Rachel to give me fashion
advice. I'm not good with that stuff.
Friend: Are you seriously..wait..are you
talking about Friends? The show?
Me: And Ross. I could really use a guy like
ross to be passionate and love me for me. He is so passionate
and caring. Rachel is so lucky. It's not even fair she gets
to be with him. He will always love her and care for her and he
is smart and everything. Not fair.
Friend: *Walks away* This is why I don't
watch TV with you anymore.
Me: Fine I have all 10 seasons!! Thats 236
episodes I can watch without you!!
