Melman from the movie
Madagascar would be a terrible giraffe to bring with you to the
doctor's office for a check-up.
In the waiting room he'd be all like, "GET OUT OF THE WAY!
SHE'S GOING TO DIE!"
And I'd just be like, "Melman. I'm here for a
check-up. Calm down."
And he'd say, "SO? YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN SICKNESS WILL
STRIKE!"
And then I'd reply, "Melman, you're
crazy."
And he'd be all like, "I KNOW, THAT'S WHY WE'RE
HERE! I NEED MY MEDICATION!"
Then I'd say, "No, Melman. We're here for my
check-up."
And then he'd start running around the waiting room knocking
things over, trying to find his medication.
When we're with the doctor, he'd be all
like,
"DOCTOR, WILL SHE LIVE?"
The doctor would just be like, "She's only getting a
check-up..."
To which he'd reply, "WHY? IS SHE GOING TO
DIE?"
And I'd just be like, "Melman, we went over this.
Everything's fine."
And then he'd be like, "NO, IT'S NOT FINE. I NEED MY
MEDICATION OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO CANCEL MY APPOINTMENT WITH DR. FISHMAN AND I
CAN'T DO THAT, 'COS I JUST - I JUST CAN'T DO
THAT."
And then he'd start crying and the doctor and I would look at
each other and the doctor would say calmly, "Melman, you need
to calm down."
That comment would make Melman horribly upset, so he would stand up
and throw his chair out the window, and he'd scream, "I
NEED MY MEDICATION! I NEED MY
MEDICATION!"
And then he'd start making all these weird giraffe noises and
the whole thing would just be plain
ridiculous.
Melman from the movie Madagascar would be a terrible giraffe
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Aug 17, 2012 11:18pm
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LadyMarisa50 · 1 decade ago
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hahaha thanks :)