Watching NatGeo with my family...
Man on TV:....our hydraulic system....... because......
Me: *thinking* tadada daa mmm i´m kinda into a sandwich right now *jumps up from the sofa* Me:PREPARE YOURSELF FRIDGE, BECAUSE A NINJA POTATOE IS ABOUT TO ATTA-
Man on TV: .....almost all drains lead to the ocean,so we.........
Me: MOOOM??!! is it true that the drains lead into the ocean???? 
Dad: please shut up!! I don't know if in your planet wattuki they are used to scream bu-
Me: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU CALL WITTY?? first, it.is.NONE.of.YOUR.bussines., second, it.is.NOT.a.planet, is my heart and you broke it so don't talk to me ever again unless you bring food with you!!!
Me:*stands up* Goodbye family! -__- *climbs up the stairs*
Family: where are you going? 
Me: to the bathroom so I can jump into the toilett and be with Nemo!! 
Family:.......
Me:........
Family:,,,,,,,,
Me:*mumbling* i'm too fat to get through the toilett bowl-___-
Whole family: *LOLing at me*





it's just a vent, but sadly there's no such category anymore :(