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Convo between the boyfriend and me: 

Him: Ugh...I don't feel good

Me: What hurts?

Him: Stomach. Oh, it kills...I feel bad for you.

Me: Does it feel like someone is stabbing you from the inside? Like there's a baby inside of you, throwing punches and karate moves?

Him: I'm so sorry...I love you.

That's what I thought!

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Convo between the boyfriend and me: Him: Ugh...I don't feel

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