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Person 1: I wasn't drunk last night...

Person 2: Dude, you were cutting a pineapple and shouting "SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"

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Person 1: I wasn't drunk last night... Person 2: Dude, you

31 faves · Aug 6, 2012 8:40am

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