Me watching commercials
TV: *Sofa commercial* Cause
I'm auto- er0tic, let me know when you've got it. *the
music*
Me: Robot s3x?
TV: I need to feel the need in my body.
Me: For what? You're freaking robot period? Do you period
oil?!
TV: *Yoghurt commercial* We will give you curves and perfect
skin!
Me: More like 'We will give you calories and wait for it...
MORE CALORIES!'
TV: Everyone adores this yogurt.
Me: Yeah, actors love everything. Put a script infront of them and
give them money and they will love whatever you tell them to.
TV: *Money Loan advert* I was so desperate for money and I went to
MoneyLoandsarebullcrap and got all the money I needed to last me a
half hour!
Me: Yeah so did my friends dad and he paid 5x the amount he fudging
borrowed!
TV: The payment back is so affordable!
Me: Why waste money you haven't got?! Sounds fun!
TV: *theme park advert* Crapington world of Nemo.
Me: Oh. my. gawd. *Janice from Friends moment* That ride looks
awesome! I need fudging money, OH MY GAWD IT GOES UPSIDE DOWN AND
500000 FRICKIN FT IN THE AIR OMG I NEED THAT! *Sits back down from
collapsing the couch because of a heavy potato jumping on it.*
Maybe I should go to that frigging loan company.
TV: *Supermarket commercial* We check all of fruit.
Me: OMGEEZ that looks so facking tasty!
TV: And all of our potatoes!
Me: Fhuckkkkkk.. ITS ME!! PO-TAY-TO. I WANNA ROLL DOWN THE BEACH AS
A PO-TAY-TO.
TV: *Olympic Commercial* What are you doing for the Olympics this
year?
Me: Sitting down on my lazzy asss all day and eating ice cream.
*Mum walks in*
TV: We will now return to Dora.
Mum:
Me:
Mars:
Snail:
Obama:
Potato:
Grass:
Lady Gaga:
Air:
Cat:
Aliens:
One Direction:
Paramore:
Neighbours:
Me: STOP JUDGING MEEEEEEEE!!!! *rolls into the sunset as i
transform into a potato.*
MQ/MF
Cheezburger.Dottodothappyminimimi quotes/layouts.
Haha, you steal this fudging quote its not yours its mine and you
just got trolled bruvaa. Yeah, everyone will know what a liar
you are! My feet hurt! AHAHSHSH! You love toilets, dont
you? Well, considering you are one I suspect you love
them? Have you found your Romeo or Toiliet yet? No?
Awh.
Me watching commercials TV: *Sofa commercial* Cause I'm auto-
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Jul 27, 2012 3:59pm
gingerfox3 · 1 decade ago
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ahahahahahahahahahahhaaha